J: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
L: One with no spooks in it.
J: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
L: Bicycle petals!
J: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
L: They tend to lose their balance.
J: Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?
L: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
J: Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?
L: Because it’s too tired!
J: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
L: Bike-carbonate of soda!
J: What’s the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
L: Telling your parents that your gay!
J: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
L: The pavement.
J: What does a bicycle call its dad?
J: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
L: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
J: Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
L: Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
J: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
L: When it turns into a driveway.
J: How do you know you’ve married a cycling addict?
L: You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.
In case you were wondering J= Joke & L = Laugh